Fw: For fun

--- received from a friend Police arrested a drunkard at midnight on the streets & askd: Where r u going ? Man: I'm goin to listen to a lecture on the ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Fool ! Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Before marriage: Roses are red………. sky is blue……….. U r beautiful………. I luv u…… After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u………. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. ------------ --------- --------- --------- Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi Girl Friend banali kya ? Beggar: Na saab,Girl Friend ne Bhikari bana diya! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------

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