Singh is King...Singh is King...Singh is King....!!
Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor
grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of
his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they
were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem
for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass
.... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You
were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear.... you are a Catholic."
Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and,
as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to
scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz
born a chicken and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken and
you waz raised a lamb but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato"!
Singh is King...Singh is King...Singh is King....!!
grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of
