--- On Thu, 28/7/11, shirish jhaveri <jhaveri_shirish@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: shirish jhaveri <jhaveri_shirish@yahoo.com>
Subject: [lionsdist323a1] Fw: PREDICTIONS
To: lionsdist323a1@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, 28 July, 2011, 11:14 PM
Shirish Jhaveri,
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THE PREDICTIONS President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50
years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 50 years' time?"
The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he
reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president, Chi- Chen José,
crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is
healthy. Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all
USA schools. There are no worries."
The Canadian PM thinks, "It's not bad, this time machine, I'll have a bit of
that" so he asks: "What will Canada be like in 50 years' time?"
The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But
he just stares at it.
"Come on, Mr. Harper," says Obama, "Tell us what it says."
"No, I can't! It's all in Punjabi!" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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